- Miss, I called earlier today. - Hold on.
It's NT$100.
Mister, a hundred dollars.
- Can you help me? - What?
So What part of the fish is this?
It's the fillet.
Fillet? Like a pork fillet??
Yes, it's the highest grade.
Now we pour the sauce over it.
The sauce we made earlier?
That's right. You have to be quick.
So it's done now? That's right.
Come on then.
Whatīs the name of this dish?
'Carp Jumps Over the Dragon Gate'.
Itīs an auspicious name for the Chinese.
You can see the fish is still alive. See? Itīs mouth is still moving.
Is this a popular dish here?
No, itīs not really popular nowadays.
Because it takes a lot of skills to make it.
And you have to be quick
so that the fish is still moving when served.
Yes. So shall we...
Wow, is this beer to go with the fish?
Yes, that's how most people eat it.
- Here's a toast to you. - Thank you.
We shall toast the fish as well.
I regret that itīs the victim of our show.
You've opened our eyes to this unique cooking style.
Thank you very much.
I wonder what the fish is thinking of now?
Itīs mouth is still moving.
It must be saying: Help Me!
Donīt worry about it...
Iīm here to help you.
Hello, this is helpline.
Yes, itīs very fast.
It should stop rising soon. Just wait.
It's like snakes and ladders.
It's rising higher and higher.
- Weisheng rose by only 20 cents. - Yes, you should buy now.
- Xitong has risen 25 cents. - Yes, up 25 cents.
25 cents.
Weisheng has gone up strongly.
Yes, 95 cents. I could have earned NT$400.
I told you we should have bought earlier.
Everyone's selling now.
One 'Mild Seven'.
Hey, you're not giving me a nut?
The other girl always gives me one.
Thanks.
Whatīs your name?
Thank you.
Whatīs your name?
Sealed by the Taiwan Kaohsiung Municipal Court
Jesus said: This is the time of mankindīs glory.
Solemnly have I said to thee.
If a grain of wheat falls and dies, itīs just a grain of wheat.
When it dies, another grain will follow.
He who loves life, will lose it.
He who hates life, will live eternally.
I gave it a lot of carbon dioxide.
I want it to be better.
I am...
Yes, I smoked a joint...
But Iīm totally broke!
I made millions every month.
Now, they donīt want me, not even as a cleaner.
Yes, I've had enough for today.
Hello? Then what?
Hello?
The water's boiling. Iīm making instant noodles.
Instant noodles.
I said that I smoked a joint, no I havenīt eaten.
It's a joint.
Didnīt I tell you what a joint is?
Exactly.
Itīs my life. I canīt live any other way.
You must help me, I beg you. Iīm dying...
Yes, I'm preparing noodles.
Hello? Yes, I'm preparing them right now.
The stove is at maximum.
I'm turning off the gas.
What?
Yes, Iīm feeling extremely high right now.
But I had to call you before I die.
Open the windows?
Hello?
Yes, I'm opening the windows now.
Is this okay?
A comfortable place?
Iīm comfortable now.
Yes.
I'm feeling better. Yes, Iīm okay now.
My stocks were frozen.
It's like I told you. Iīm broke.
My apartment and my car...
I do want love!
But you're not giving it to me...
It's been a year and a half ago?
And did you try looking for a different job?
As for your credit card problem,
Iīm sure that the bank will help you find
a solution.
I understand, I understand.
And what do you think's the reason?
Shin! Shin!
In the future, donīt accept these old coins.
Otherwise, youīll have to pay it yourself.
There you go!
Haven't seen you in a while? Where've you been?
Why? It's only been two days. You miss me?
Who says it's been two days? It's been two weeks.
- I donīt believe you. - Where did you go?
Take a guess. Let me show you something.
Come closer.
I donīt want to. You've found someone else, right?
- What is it? - Get in.
- And why would I do that? - Do you see this? You want it?
It's for me?
Wait? Have dinner with me tonight?
Why? Give it to me first.
Sir!
You gave me an old coin this morning.
Itīs not valid.
Are you sure it was me?
Absolutely.
I donīt have my wallet.
Why don't you take this?
You still owe me 50 dollars.
Sir.
- Will you buy this lamp? - What?
- This lamp. - A lamp? What kind?
Itīs a designer lamp. Have a look.
Weīre not buying these.
We donīt buy these types of lamps.
- Iīll give you a good price. - No, I'm not buying it.
Sorry.
Itīs a brand wallet.
I know you have a lot of rules.
I can't get to you even when I want to.
You're hard to find.
Give me your MSN address?
And Iīll give you mine.
Help me. Help me..
Help me. H-e-l-p-m-e.
Helpme178.
@
hotmail.com.
There's a nurse downstairs...
A nurse and a schoolgirl.
Eros
Where are you?
Donīt try to hide
Be happy
Be cheerful
Eros has found you
True love
True emotions
Donīt keep them buried in your heart
Accept it
Treasure it
For Eros has found you
Let us be together
And be a good couple
Tell me your feelings
Throw away your troubles and worries
Right now
At this very moment
You and I are both here
Be happy
Be cheerful
For Eros has found you
Thanks.
Can you take me some place?
Thanks.
Hey, you want to see something?
"Used Cars for Sale."
You didnīt have to lie about stealing.
This is my ex-girlfriend. We split last month.
I couldnīt make my payments and had to sell.
I left the original keys.
How much is this car?
More than a million.
Wow! Over a million?
Where are we going?
Shall we go take a sticker photograph?
Faster! Youīre too slow. Go faster!
What was that flash?
Radar. You just cost me NT$1800.
Can we do it again?
Again? Sure.
Where is it?
Turn around!
What are you doing up here?
Oh God!
We must be crazy.
What are we doing here?
I am waiting for a counselor of the helpline.
You called a helpline?
Why?
Iīm tired of living.
Tired of living?
Which one is it?
Which one?
Is that her?
My body is filthy.
What are you smoking?
Inhale deeper.
Marijuana is God: You finally responded.
Cupcake: I was afraid it was nonsense.
Marijuana is God:
The world wonīt miss me when I'm not here.
Cupcake: Iīm sad when you don't call me.
Marijuana is God: Thanks. Youīre the only one that cares for me.
Marijuana is God: Youīre more beautiful than I imagined.
Cupcake: Really?
Marijuana is God: Who is that... ...fat girl next to you?
Cupcake: My pal. She was slim before.
But her husband cooked for her every day.
- Would you know if I told you? - What?
- Would you know if I told you? - Just tell me! Teach me.
- Itīs called a Porsche. - Porsche?
Which model?
911.
- How weird. - Not really.
You want to take a closer look?
Want to get in?
Let's go, get in.
Come on. Get in. Come on.
- All right. - Don't worry, I'm won't sell you away.
Sell me? You won't make a penny?
- Why are you trembling? - It's like someone having sex in here.
I checked the stock market for you today.
The stocks you bought have gone up.
They've gone up 13 dollars. Not bad.
You went for a walk? That's nice.
Where did you go?
Dream Mall? Whereīs that?
A ferris wheel?
Me? In a pink blouse?
You must be mistaken.
I would say that this concerns you.
Sure, we can meet.
But I must inform my superior of the situation.
A soldier commits suicide by taking poison.
Be careful, itīs hot.
Itīs the base of an ostrichīs neck.
It's low in cholesterol and calories.
Itīs good for the body.
Try the egg!
Itīs as big as 24 chicken eggs.
It takes a long time to fry it.
Michael's staying with us for two nights.
What is that?
The sexual organs.
Why donīt they have feathers down there.
When they are young,
they will bite off the feathers because of the smell.
- My friend wants to meet you. - Really? What does he do?
- What do you think he does? - I donīt know? Same as you?
- Come on, I'll show you something. - What is it?
Come closer.
Itīs here.
Come closer
Hey, Help! Let me go!
What happened? Are you okay?
What happened? What happened?
Bastards.
I couldnīt see him clearly.
Are you okay? Can you get up?
My God! Pigs!
Didn't he just give you a Louis Vuitton handbag? What's wrong with him today?
The bag must be a fake.
Relax.
Inhale.
What are you giving her?
You want to try some?
You have just sent a nudge.
You may not send a nudge that often.
Didn't you want to talk face to face? Come with me.
Is it a blackout?
Did you pay the electricity bill?
Iīll help you pay tomorrow.
Thereīs no water, either.
Didnīt I ask you to bring water?
Why did you bring me this?
Itīs for you. To drink.
I needed water for the plants.
They'll die without water.
How would I know there was no water?
Canīt pay your own bills?
Just bring me some water.
Hey, what are you doing?
What are you doing?
Are you done?
Today is the National Holiday of Taiwan
My son joined the army, because heīs a patriot.
Now he's missing, but neither the previous ruling party
nor the current one will help.
This woman wants to set herself on fire.
Nice!
Come here.
If I had known you were not honest with me
I wouldnīt have fallen for you.
If you loved me, why have you left me?
Now, I can only blame myself.
But I can't stop myself from thinking of you.
I can't stop myself from loving you.
I can't help but keep this love a secret
and bury it deeply in my heart.
If I knew you werenīt true to me
I would not have fallen for you.
If you loved me, why did you leave me?
Now, I can only blame myself.
But I can't stop myself from thinking of you.
I can't stop myself from loving you.
I can't help but keep this love a secret
and bury it deeply in my heart.
Can you help me call Shin?
She's not answering.
Did you call her?
I'm calling her.
It's switched off.
It's switched off!
What happened between you two?
Help me send her a text message.
Tell her to come back quickly.
Since everyone has so many complaints
about the National Holiday and are so unwilling to participate.
I propose abolishing it, starting next year.
President Chen then took out
a baseball signed by Wang Jian Ming.
Was that your phone ?
Wang plays for Taiwan.
Dear countrymen, let's cheer him,
for representing Taiwan in baseball.
Give him an ovation.
Hurrah for Taiwan. Hurrah for Taiwan.
- Mister. - How are you?
A LCD screen.
Wait, thereīs more.
- Itīs a laptop. - Are you moving?
No. What else have you got?
What is it?
Put it there.
Here's a pair of binoculars.
Put it over there.
Anything else?
Thatīs about it.
How much do you want for them?
Can you give me an estimate?
- What about the LCD screen? - I bought it for NT$50,000.
NT$50,000 dollars.
Take a look at it.
Lottery Administration.
Can I help you?
How much does an egg weigh?
More than a kilogramm. 24 times a chickenīs egg.
Since youīre here with us, Michael; why don't we demonstrate?
Letīs see what an ostrich egg omelet tastes like.
Here's this week's lotto draw.
Letīs take a look at the number of sold tickets.
The total sum this week is NT$75,547,750.
That's right. The total is NT$75,547,750.
You're watching this week's live lotto draw.
The balls are rolling, soon weīll know the results.
There'll be six numbers plus one special number.
That's seven winning numbers in all.
Now letīs have a look.
The first winning number is...
it's number 7!
And the second number is...
number 30.
And the third number is ...
number 9!
And now for the fourth number...
number 32!
...the fifth is 37 and the sixth 2.
And our special number is 19.
Did you win? If so, congratulations!
Coming up next is our special draw...
Your case Mr. Lee needs your help. He's at 6F 729 Chung Cheng Rd.
Go get changed quickly.
If a grain of wheat falls and dies, it's nothing more than a grain of wheat.
When it dies, more grain will follow.
Is life only a series of struggles?
Is courage only for nursing our tired souls?
Walking on this path of no return
watching the inevitable happen.
Faced with endless troubles and doubts
We struggle again and again
in a life of heavy and light
In a life of slow and fast
Who really understands my troubles?
In a life of ups and downs
Of constant moving and stopping.
Who can hear my soul crying out?
In a life of heavy and light
In a life of slow and fast
Who really understands my troubles?
In a life of ups and downs
Of constant moving and stopping.
Who can understand me and help me?
Help Me!
THE END Subtitles by: Reklame